An Italian student will attack us with firecrackers if he fails his exam
We have just learned that an Italian, who is studying Spanish, is freaking out because he has been given the topic of Kukuxumusu and their T-shirts –the origins and growth of the company- for his oral exam in Spanish. He has written a post on the official Kukuxumusu account in Instagram with a short commentary where he greets us kindly but then criticizes us for our existence and he even warns us that he will throw firecrackers at our headquarters unless we close the business and so ensure that there will be no exam for him to do.
He then goes on to admit that he is going through the typical panic syndrome before such an exam and he is worried that he will not achieve his minimum grade of 4.5 for this oral examination. Except for his frantic threat about the firecracker throwing, he seems an okay guy.
As we have no wish to see him throwing firecrackers at us, HERE we include a short history about Kukuxumusu in summary form so that he can review it carefully and so pass his agonizing exam. Furthermore, we would propose that all of you out here should help him. We have thought about sending him off a pair of socks like those in the post or even sit in on the exam for him, or just wait for him with some bags filled with water… can you come up with any other suggestions?
A translation of the message of the original Italian post that was sent in by him:
Hi there, Kukuxumusu; the socks are just fine (unlike the rest of the things, indeed) but I must tell you that it is all your fault that I have to study all about your history and growth and your obscene T-shirts for an oral exam I must do in Spanish language. The teacher who will interview me, I can’t expect more than a 4, 5 grade. If you do not close up your chain of crummy stores, I will start an assault on your headquarters with the use of firecrackers.
Thanks for your comprehension and I wish you all the best from a freaked –out student. See original message.