Let’s hope you have a great Wolf year with our 2017 calendar
This year Wolf has put his foot down and insisted that he should be the star of the new 2017 CALENDAR. And when he gets something into his head there is nothing that will make him change. So there was nothing for it but to invent a kind of storyline to explain to all our fans and friends what exactly Wolf is all about.
Of course, to properly describe Wolf would take up pages and pages. He gives the appearance of being a smart wolf but really he is not so smart. Especially, when it comes to amorous encounters. There is no solution for his wolfy love for Little Red Riding Hood. She screws him up at will and can hit him hard just where it hurts. And he can only tag along and put up with it all because he is totally lost and hopelessly in love with this Little Red Riding Hood.
There have been times when he has gone astray and gone off with some sheep or other or he has even joined a casting for some far out movie. He has also been known to go off to the annual sales in order to fill up the pantry shelves with some innocent lambs. The fact is, he continually manages to get tangled up in all sorts of situations as he just cannot lie low.
There is one thing about our wolfy character which cannot be ignored. And that is when the full moon comes out, he goes absolutely crazy and goes totally off his head and he goes off looking for inspiration or a party scene or maybe just try to surprise Little Red Riding Hood with a unexpected encounter.
We know that you too can have wolfy side to you. So we have purposely marked in the different phases of the moon for each month of the year. In this way, you will know which is the best day of the month to get your hair cut without losing too much hair, or maybe find out the best moment to ask the boss for a salary increase, or maybe even clinch a date on Tinder. You can also learn when the best moment comes for sowing your oats or when is the optimum moment to sow some tomatoes in your grandpa’s plot of land. I bet you are sometimes surprised at how we manage to think of everyone and everything…
In these days of so much sweetness and niceness here at Kukuxumusu we have decided to go for some stimulating depravity in order to survive another year of all those 365 days that we must go through starting from the 1st of January. Why not join us and that way you will neither get bored nor sickened by anything over the long year.
By the way! For every purchase made to the value of 50 euro or more, we will send you the wolf calendar 2017 which you can keep by your side each night and day throughout the coming year.